I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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