your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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