if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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