I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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