ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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