you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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