Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
