Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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