I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
sex in a hospital.. check
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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