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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(419): View more from Ohio

You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....

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(678): View more from Georgia

Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.

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(949): View more from California

Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

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(315): View more from New York

as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training

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(614): View more from Ohio

You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed

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