obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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