I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.