Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
where am i from again
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
mondays should just be called national damage control day
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER