Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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