I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
