all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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