You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
