Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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