It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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