spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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