I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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