We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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