I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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