just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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