Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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