He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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