It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
my liver is dry heaving
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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