And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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