Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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