we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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