hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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