Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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