I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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