weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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