People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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