I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Come see our sink grown plant.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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