sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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