You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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