Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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