So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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