just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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