He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Go christen that room with your naked body.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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