Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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