If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
