Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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