her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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