Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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