Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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