She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains