I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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