Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
please don't ironically join a cult
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