Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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