yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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