I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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