absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
What a dumb baby whore.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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