i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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