So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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