So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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