bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i now understand why vodka
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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