Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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